"Would you like to see the markup?"
Profit Margin Explorer Gifts
If you know someone who loves diving into the intricacies of profit margins and enjoys clever humor, our selection is perfect. From funny mugs to eye-catching prints, these gifts bring lightheartedness to number crunching. Show your appreciation with a thoughtful, witty present that resonates with their professional passion or personal interest in strategic business insights.
"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."
Annual profits,
'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'
'We're living in a round hole economy.'
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
ACME Balloon Company.
"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."
'A short economics test - if you bought something for
Soaring Profits
"At least we are consistently inconsistent."
"And this is where we all gave up."
'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'
'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'
"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
'Maybe we need new profit charts?'
"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."
'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'
'I need a tool to measure productivity.'
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'
'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'
"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"
business
"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."
'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'
Profit Margin Explorer Gifts Collection
Profit Margin Explorer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the profit margin explorer—witty, clever, and perfect for coffee or tea breaks with a sense of humor.
Profit Margin Explorer Pillows
Discover pillows that combine comfort and personality for the profit margin explorer—great for adding humor and style to any room.
Profit Margin Explorer Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the love of profit margins and strategic thinking—keenly designed to inspire and amuse.
Profit Margin Explorer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts tailored for the profit margin enthusiast—funny, smart, and ideal for a casual corporate or leisure look.