Profit Grapher Gifts

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

ACME Balloon Company.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Soaring Profits

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Sales.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

"That was a rumor day."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Graph to find your IQ

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'