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'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Annual profits,

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

business

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Have you seen my money?

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Bad news airbag

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'All our money is tied up in profits.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'