Profit Percentage Ponderer T-Shirts

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Annual profits,

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

World Production.

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

The Problem with World Population Growth

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

business

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

Population train.

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Aging population in Cuba