Profit Percentage Ponderer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and curiosity to their home decor with a pillow that celebrates the art of pondering profit margins and percentages.

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"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent." mockup

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?" mockup

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!' mockup

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

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'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.' mockup

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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World Production.

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.' mockup

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

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Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

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'Maybe we need new profit charts?' mockup

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

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The Problem with World Population Growth

The Problem with World Population Growth mockup

The Problem with World Population Growth

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?" mockup

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

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'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...' mockup

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

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business

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'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!' mockup

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.' mockup

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.' mockup

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

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Population train.

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"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?" mockup

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

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'U.S. Manufacturing'

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Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich... mockup

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

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Aging population in Cuba

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'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.' mockup

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

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Profit Percentage Ponderer Pillows Collection

Profit Percentage Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for profit percentage ponderers—perfect for analyzing your morning coffee or tea with a witty twist.

Profit Percentage Ponderer Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the love of numbers and analysis—ideal for any number cruncher’s home or office.

Profit Percentage Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the clever side of financial analysis. Ideal for profit margin enthusiasts who love to wear their interests with pride.