Genetic Legacy Ponderer T-Shirts

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Clone Factory

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Clement Attlee

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"God, I was magnificent!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'