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"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Progress?

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

How moons are born...

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Have they no shame?"

Progress

'Waiting for...'

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."