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Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Progress?

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.