Genesis Ponderer Mugs

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Progress?

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

How moons are born...

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Have they no shame?"

Progress

'Waiting for...'

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'