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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Baxter finally gets a life

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Formula.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"You've got termites."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Clement Attlee

"That's way out of my price range..."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Information desk at the top of a mountain.