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'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

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'He's got your nose.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"