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'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Baxter finally gets a life

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Formula.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"You've got termites."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Clement Attlee

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"What if this is all there is?"

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."