Digital Legacy Ponderer Gifts

HENRY VOSSER - ALMOST 2000 LIKES - REST IN PEACE (1987-2021)

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Progress?

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Clement Attlee

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."