Planning A Legacy Gifts

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"One day Son, all of this will be yours, high blood pressure, ulcers, diabetes, bills....!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Attorney. He left money in his will to build a casino. Why? He wanted to leave the world a bettor place.

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

'I'm only a consultant, but your father says that this will all be yours someday.'