Memory Guardian Gifts

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Where was I?

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Wall of Office Memories

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?