Memory Hero Gifts

'Password, password - come on memory!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

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"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiac Deja View

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Little Did She Know

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

"Now where did I park my car?"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'We need to decide where to put what's left of your money. I suggest something short-term - like your memory.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"Her memory's going-can I get it put right on the National Health?"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."