Memory Champions Gifts

"The only reason he can remember what he had for lunch yesterday, is because it's still in his lap."

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'I've got it written down...'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."