Memory Game Champion Gifts

A Classic Goldfish Game.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Remembering His Marbles

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Lost and forgotten department

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"How's your memory?"

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

"Now where did I park my car?"

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property