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A Classic Goldfish Game.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Remembering His Marbles

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Lost and forgotten department

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"How's your memory?"

"Now where did I park my car?"

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'He's a quick learner. He's already memorized the last four digits of his social security number.'