Memory Challenge Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'