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'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Can't Touch This

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"'I'm checking my answers."

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

Self Checkout

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Memorise this, then destroy it'

'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'