Memory Challenge Fans Gifts

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Can't Touch This

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"'I'm checking my answers."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

Self Checkout

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'