Math Challenge Fan Gifts

"'I'm checking my answers."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Bright idea

Can't Touch This

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

Self Checkout

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'