Math Meme Fan Gifts

"My smartphone is being repaired. I'm afraid I've forgotten how to count on my fingers."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"He downgraded Apple."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"'I'm checking my answers."

Look a gift from the shareholders...some red candles and a clock! (dynamite).

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

Hexagon.

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

A Wrecked-angle.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Zorro does algebra.

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

Calculator Jokes

Cereal for Accountants

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

When statisticians argue.

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

"You've learned about perfect numbers and irrational numbers, but have you ever seen angry numbers?"