Math Joke Lover Gifts

'No, I'm not interested in finding a career as of yet, but I would like you to find my math teacher a new one.'

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers,'

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

An extra thick crumpet

Theresa May and two more years...

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

The geometry of everyday life

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"Pi and mash squared please."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Figure of Eight

"You know what we call a number that won't sit still?"

A Wrecked-angle.

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

Hillary's New Math

Hexagon.