Math Humor Lover Gifts

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Department of Probability

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'I'm sorry, but you've reached the wrong number.'

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'Amazingly that's my lucky number!'

"That is so wrong."

A Wrecked-angle.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Mobius Comic Strip.

The geometry of everyday life

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"Pi and mash squared please."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

Figure of Eight

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

Hillary's New Math

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."