'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'
Math Humor Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift for math humor lovers? Explore our collection of clever, funny, and charming products designed to celebrate the lighter side of mathematics. Whether they’re passionate about numbers, addicted to solving puzzles, or just enjoy a good mathematical pun, our items make an amusing and thoughtful gift. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, and charming prints, find something that will make any math enthusiast smile and show off their love for all things numerical.
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."
Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.
'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'
'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'
"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."
Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'
'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'
With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.
The geometry of everyday life
Mobius Comic Strip.
The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.
'We're going to need a bigger basket.'
"Pi and mash squared please."
'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'
"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."
"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."
A Wrecked-angle.
Hexagon.
'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'
Hillary's New Math
"Is x the wrong angle?"
"You know what we call a number that won't sit still?"
"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...
Figure of Eight
Maths Department with sum on door sign.
'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'
School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.
Math Humor Lovers Gifts Collection
Math Humor Lovers Mugs
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Math Humor Lovers Pillows
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Math Humor Lovers Prints
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Math Humor Lovers T-Shirts
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