Math Meme Fan Pillows

"My smartphone is being repaired. I'm afraid I've forgotten how to count on my fingers."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"He downgraded Apple."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"Pi and mash squared please."

"'I'm checking my answers."

Look a gift from the shareholders...some red candles and a clock! (dynamite).

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

A Wrecked-angle.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

Hexagon.

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Zorro does algebra.

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Calculator Jokes

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

Cereal for Accountants

Mathematician Food Fights.

When statisticians argue.

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

We only go around once

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"