Math Challenge Fan Pillows

"'I'm checking my answers."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Bright idea

Can't Touch This

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

Self Checkout

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'