Cognitive Challenge Fan Pillows

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

Empty box of ideas

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Miss America IQ Pageant

Can't Touch This

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

How Optimism Works

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"'I'm checking my answers."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

Graduation at the executioner's school

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

Self Checkout

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'Binge thinker'

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago

I'm sorry you have an empty word balloon today, Al. I didn

Man trying to get help with his crossword at a help desk