Checkout Challenge Fan Pillows

Self Checkout

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Can't Touch This

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"My feet are cold."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Hole Sale

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"'I'm checking my answers."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

10 items or less

Oranges

Hell for cashiers.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

Shopping Cart Races

10 Items or Less or Else.

Dog at the Returns Desk

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout