Checkout Challenge Champion Pillows

Express Checkout

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Much ado list"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Self Checkout

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

10 items or less

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

Hell for cashiers.

'Which eight do you want?'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

"You're tough to shop for."

'Please excuse my Mom. She's a control freak!'