Check Cashing Champion Pillows

"What's your definition of a financial risk taker?"

Sweep the board.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Much ado list"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Bob hated working over-time.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

The great big holiday to-do list.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

'Your turn.'

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'Cheetah!'

'Please excuse my Mom. She's a control freak!'

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

10 Items or Less or Else.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."