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"What's your definition of a financial risk taker?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Sweep the board.

"Much ado list"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

So close... Yet so far.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Bob hated working over-time.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'One down, four to go, Katie.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

'Cheetah!'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

'Please excuse my Mom. She's a control freak!'

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

10 Items or Less or Else.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

MAPQUEST FOR DUMMIES: 'Okay...let's see... 1.) Put on pants. 2.) Put on shoes. 3.) Pick up luggage. 4.) Step out of door.'