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"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Sweep the board.

"Much ado list"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

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Beating Dad at Chess.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

The great big holiday to-do list.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

"Checkmate....I win again, I thought that you Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent!"

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

'Cheetah!'

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Man plays chess against TV.

'Please excuse my Mom. She's a control freak!'