Check-cashing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Disappearing Democracy

'Good dog!'

Full System Scan

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

Till malfunction

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

The Joy of Cheques

"What is your ideal weight?"

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

Hell for cashiers.

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

'You realize that the money fort is flaunting your wealth.'

"Do you take cash?"

"Too bad grandma's not here. She always carries cash."

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"