Check Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It bounced."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

WHO checklist

Filling the Missile Gap

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Rumours Online

The Real Russian history

Disappearing Democracy

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Full System Scan

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Visiting 'friends'.

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Art is a cruel mistress.

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Editor

Ezra Pound

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

"Your earlier work was better."