Fact Check Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Expert

Rumours Online

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

The Month of July

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Full System Scan

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

Funky Facts: USA.

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Conspiracy theories

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'