Fact-checking Enthusiast T-Shirts

"But how do we know that's true?"

Rumours Online

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Expert

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

The Month of July

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

Funky Facts: USA.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Conspiracy theories

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Lemme ask you something: Do you care about the quality of information you get? How's you mean? You want professional journalists covering events? If so, you've got to pay them. Bloggers sitting in their jammies at home can't get you the facts from Istanbul. You look extremely bored. You've got a weird hangup with facts.