Check-cashing Enthusiast Pillows

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Disappearing Democracy

'Good dog!'

Full System Scan

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Contemporary Consumerism

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Till malfunction

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

The Joy of Cheques

Hell for cashiers.

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"What is your ideal weight?"

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'

The vanishing American is the one who pays cash.

"Do you take cash?"

"Too bad grandma's not here. She always carries cash."

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

Checking Accounts. She recommended that next time I get clouds on my scenic checks since they never clear.

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

'You realize that the money fort is flaunting your wealth.'