Cheque Casher Pillows

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Sweep the board.

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

Self-Checkout.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Piggy Bank ATM

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."