Cheque Casher Gifts

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Sweep the board.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Self-Checkout.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

They think they're so great just because they're worth more! Petty cash.

Piggy Bank ATM

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."