Cashier Gifts

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."

'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'

'It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.'

'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'

Employees must wash hands.

1999: The customer is always a right pain in the...

'This trouble causer, wants to pay with cash!'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'The masked man He's the loan arranger,'

Next bank please.

Loyalty Card

'We decided to borrow the whole bank.'

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'

Awkward customers.

"Thanks, But I'm not ready to checkout."

'Hey!! Those aren't free you know!!'

'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'

Fries and kids

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"Why do I need to pay sales tax when it wasn't on sale?"

"I can help you over here." "Just ignore him."

Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'OK everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all windows, except one!'

'Pick a card, any card.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Can you check my balance.'