Casino Cashier Gifts

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Fries and kids

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Self-Checkout.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Tonto Casino.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Piggy Bank ATM