Casino Attendant Gifts

"Do all your casinos have these?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Once again, I fold.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Destination casinos...

Tonto Casino.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

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Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."