Casino Attendant Prints

"Do all your casinos have these?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Once again, I fold.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Tonto Casino.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Hit a duck, win a prize.