Casino Workers Prints

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

'There's not much more we can do for you here, Mrs. Finn. I'm afraid you'll have to be confined to a slot machine at the casino.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Face Painting.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Tonto Casino.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'