Casino Workers Mugs

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

'There's not much more we can do for you here, Mrs. Finn. I'm afraid you'll have to be confined to a slot machine at the casino.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Face Painting.

Moulin Rouge Security

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Once again, I fold.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Tonto Casino.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Blackjack: free lemonade!

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Is there anybody there?"

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'