Casino Employee Mugs

Woman in front of a cash machine which is actually a slot machine.

'Once again, I fold.'

Casino employee wins jackpot on coffee vending machine.

'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'Keno?...Keno?'

'It's my money management system.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Bad luck.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'It's like shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in Vegas and the barrel's in New York.'

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."