Casino Employee Gifts

Woman in front of a cash machine which is actually a slot machine.

'Once again, I fold.'

Casino employee wins jackpot on coffee vending machine.

'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'Keno?...Keno?'

'It's my money management system.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Bad luck.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'It's like shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in Vegas and the barrel's in New York.'

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Face Painting.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Tonto Casino.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'